Monkey's Road Trip


   I was giving the usual try of getting to 90 kmph on my 7 year old, untidy, mirror less, battery-less, brake-less, horn less and still shameless Splendor on the Mathura highway today and yet wasnt able to get to 85 inspite of pushing the accelerator to the full. I still think that I am the best biker in the town even though I cant pull off a single stunt except zig zagging while overtaking. Even children half my age have been confirmed displaying range of wheelies and stoppies but I think they waste their talent not representing India on international bike circuit. Well, we dont have a Velantino Rossi in India, but sure we have Khassi roads which can actually be used as dirt bike race tracks that do not need any investment and already have produced millions of hidden Indian Rossis' waiting to be unleashed. India has got scores of natural resources that are man made. Lolz.

  Lets not get into the daily squabbling,dabbling,babbling,f*****,blah blah-ing about conditions available to us.I will proceed form where I started i.e. "I was giving the usual........" Do you really think I will repeat?? I only repeat IP answers that are such a drag to write when you dont have suitable examples but a shit of theories in hand which my R.O.M a.k.a brain cannot process after few seconds.Okay "I was giving the usual....." when I found this monkey hanging on to the roof of an auto rickshaw. I actually ignored it at first and went ahead but the Xperia in my pocket itched and I had to slow down to Tata Nano's full speed to take pics of this bandar.




















    So the 2 pics that show the auto and rooftop passenger have been taken while riding the bike with one hand on accelerator and the other holding My XPERIA on Mathura road without giving any thought to speeding cars near by. Finally, the traffic became static at Red Light so took the other three pics.A brief conversation that took place between me and its owner:

Me: ye aapka hai?
He: Han, Haridwar se aa reh hai Hanuman Ji ko kuch dakshina dijiye!!
Me: Hain??
He: Kuch dakshina dijiye Haridwar se aa rhe hai.
Me: Hain?? (again)
He: Dakshina
Me; Main apni dakshina k liye bhatak rha hu tum apni dakshina maang rhe ho.(I am searching for a job dude)
He:  Hanuman ji...umm..
Me: Pata hai...pata hai!! Vrooooooom

    I was surprised that it was my camera, my snap, my risk to take that snap and this guy wants Money for doing nothing. Its as if I became father of a child just because I stared at his mother. Come on, have they got any shame. All people need is a chance to get something out of someone, whether their excuse is valid or not. Charging me for my pic...Ha...shithead. .

   Well, i dont know which company would do the honours to keep me as an employee. I have already ditched two companies who thought I was their future. "What you want, you never get...What you get, you never like." poor human nature, unhappily happy.Happily unhappy.Whateva.

  "Warning DONT TRY THIS AT HOME, SCHOOL or ANYWHERE. Monkeys are always naked, hungry, funny." 

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