I was giving the usual try of getting to 90 kmph on my 7 year old, untidy, mirror less, battery-less, brake-less, horn less and still shameless Splendor on the Mathura highway today and yet wasnt able to get to 85 inspite of pushing the accelerator to the full. I still think that I am the best biker in the town even though I cant pull off a single stunt except zig zagging while overtaking. Even children half my age have been confirmed displaying range of wheelies and stoppies but I think they waste their talent not representing India on international bike circuit. Well, we dont have a Velantino Rossi in India, but sure we have Khassi roads which can actually be used as dirt bike race tracks that do not need any investment and already have produced millions of hidden Indian Rossis' waiting to be unleashed. India has got scores of natural resources that are man made. Lolz. Lets not get into the daily squabbling,dabbling,babbling,f*****,blah blah-ing about condition...