Rahul Mahajan WEDS Rakhi Sawant

Thats a news!!...AINT??

Today's news (Rahul vs Dimpie) has been of national importance as such.I am very much shocked, paralyzed, overawed, beep beep, gutted, beep, and shaken.

OK OK....i ll stop overacting...

It Sucks!!....and because it sucks, lets make news.
Lets get Rahul and Rakhi get married and see what happens.Just Imagine.
Here i GO!!!! on my Nimbus of Imagination....

 

Well....one is an King flirt (Fag actually) and the other a tantrum queen.They would make the best pair of 22nd century, and even more centuries because Great People stay IMMORTAL.History books of year 3000 will have their names mentioned (if books would exist by that time). Men will hail Rahul and so would Women hail Rakhi. They would be worshipped in temples (if people retain their brains by that time).

So wassup??..both had Mahabharata like Svayamvars and both excelled in the art of making fun of the country as well as countrymen. Both have proved how "MARRIAGE", one of the most sacred relationships in the world, can be made funny. Both have given fultoo respect to HINDU religion (humor intended)...one beats wife(poor dimpy) and the other...well....a rich but poor NRI guy. Great guns arent they??

So I suppose, a man who beats first wife, openly takes bathe with a woman in a family show (even if its is one...the BB...Big B@%$#^),  goes ga-ga over another (same show), beats 2nd wife (poor Dimpy agn) etc etc isnt to be noticed after all.But we the Indians, will give them, attention, sympathy, empathy, blah and blah. A woman who dances semi-clad, calls press semi-clad, cries semi-clad and still calls herself Bhartiya Nari isnt to be noticed after all.But, i gotta repeat, We the INDIANS..

But this ,seemingly, makes an interesting case to me. If we love our TV so much, find so much pleasure in watching them, derive ecstacy through their actions, then why dont we take them up to another level, a higher level.Lets get these two married each other. It would be the CLASH OF THE TITANS (Hindi Version). Thats an awesome idea,isnt it? 

So, every next morning Rahul's gonna get beaten, he will cry semi-clad and Rakhi's gonna be on the hitting spree, saying every women should do this and that #$@@%$!.Even though i havent got any new words to publish my excitement, yet i feel good about it. And for this no channel would portray intensely emotianally except INDIA TV. So make way TV serials and news channels, your Mai-Baap (call them RR) is here. Go get married both of you, please give us some fun. We are not having much. Please fulfill my wish. Please!!

Else....those 3 golden words for u both  - WHAT A DRAG!!

(U both are a shame- to us and to yourself)

(Whoever reads this, please leave a movie name on their marriage...I have already claimed Clash Of The Titans)...