The Story Of Revenge
"YES SON....ITS TIME....HIS POINT IS CLEAR." exclaimed King Barbatus.He was amazed at this brilliant idea but he wasnt sure how wud it be executed.There seemed a lot of ambiguity and restlessness in his mind.He wanted a revenge but this idea not only blew him off but fired his imagery too.He was knocked off and embarassed facing his own court,by the thought that why didnt this idea came to him ever before but from a low level door gaurd of his.He was red with the thought.But the excitement of taking a revenge faded these thoughts away.He clinched his fists,made a V sign with his fingers and grunted,"WE SHALL OVERCOME".Nothing stops him now.
Earlier,when the court was summoned,the top minister of King Barbatus,Lord Visayan Warty,rose up in disgust."WHY WITH US?WHY ONLY US.IS IT OUR FAULT WE WERE BORN LIKE THIS?"
"WHAT HAPPENED OH NOBLE Lord?"asked King Barbatus.
"WHY ARE WE MOCKED THIS WAY?JUST BECAUSE WE WERE BORN LIKE THIS?"asked the eloquent minister.
"NOBLE Visayan Warty.This doesnt suits your class.Kindly tell us why are u so angry? asked PRINCE Ahoenobarbus.
The minister,tensed as well as irritated with his thoughts began.....
"Noble King,Prince nd my fellow courtiers.I dont mean to break your hearts by the words i m going to speak today.But we have to accept the fact that we are.....we are COWARDS."
"WHAT?" the KING couldnt believe a person of his own clan said these words to his own fellowmen and most importantly to him too."WHAT MAKES U SAY THAT?ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND NOBLE SIR.YOU SHOULDNT FORGET WHAT STANDING AND STATUS YOU HAVE>."
"NO beloved King.I havent forgotten anything but it seems u have"
"ENOUGH" said the young prince as he rose from his throne."ARE U GOING TO BE FRANK OR SHOULD I FORGET I WAS BROUGHT UP UNDER YOUR EYES.KINDLY DONT MAKE ME DIS RESPECT YOU NOBLE HEART".
"I UNDERSTAND PRINCE Ahoenobarbus buT WE ALL NEED TO UNDERTAND A FEW THINGS WE NEVER THOUGHT UPON".said minister Visayan Warty.
The king,fuming as well as confused,retorted,"NEVER BEFORE U HAVE ACTED LIKE THIS NOBLEMAN.I AM NOT AT ALL AMUSED WITH THIS BEHAVIOUR OF URS.U ARE MISLEADING ME.U AREMISLEADING UR OWN FELLOWMEN AND BY CALLING US AS "COWARD" UR DEGRADING UR OWN STATUS AT THIS COURT.THEREBY ALLOWING URSELF TO BE MOCKED UPON.I INSIST U TO EITHER LEAVE THE COURT OR EXPLAIN THE REASON OF UR REFERENCE TO US AS "COWARDS".OTHERWISE.....".The king took his breath nd began further"OTHERWISE U MAY LOOSE UR POSITION IN THE COURT AND IMPRISONED FOR YOUR MISBEHAVIOUR".
"I DULY UNDERSTAND,THEREFORE,WITHOUT CAUSING ANY FURTHER MISCONCEPTIONS....HERE I BEGIN".
Minister Visayan Warty was calm now,his facelines were less evident as they were protrudin a while ago when he was bustling with anger."MY CONCERN IS WHEN WILL WE BE REGARDED AS CREATURES.CENTURIES HAVE PASSED.BUT WE!!WE ARE STILL LOOKED DOWN,MOCKED UPON.WHEN WOULD WE BE CONSIDERED WITH RESPECT?"
"WHATS THE CAUSE OF THIS CONCERN NOBLE Visayan Warty?"asked the King,now calm too.
Pat came the reply "HUMANS".
"HUMANS??????WHAT???"
"YES.HUMANS"
Silence pursued.Everybody went blank.The whole SWINEDOM seemed to have gone dead.
"I KNOW.I KNOW.IT IS ASTOUNDING TO HEAR THIS.YET ITS TRUE.HUMANS HAVE CONSIDERED US AS FOOLISH CREATURES WHO MOVE ABOUT DRAINS SEARCHING FOR THEIR SHIT TO EAT.THEY ABUSE EACH OTHER USING OUR NAMES.WE ARE BEHEADED,GRATED,SERVED AND EATEN AS PORK".He paused and began again."DEAR COUNTRYMEN....YOU MAY FAIL TO REALIZE THAT WE HAVE BEEN DISREGARDED BY THE LIVING SOCIETY.WE ARE CONSIDERED UGLY AND UNTOLERABLE.OUR PLEASURES LIE AMONG THE SLUSH BUT HUMANS MAKE FUN OF US.I AAAAM FEDDDD UPPP"
The KING shook his head.He was amazed to hear these words from VISAYAN WARTY who was generally quiet and spoke only when it was necessary>VISAYAN WARTY looked frustrated.The whole court found it hard either to believe their eyes or believe their ears or both.
The nobleman knew this.He said,"WE ARE HONORED TO HAVE YOU AS OUR KING, KING BARBATUS.I AM LEAVING THE COURT WITH UNSPOKEN WORDS.I HOPE MY OUTBURST WOULD KEEP RINGING IN YOUR EARS.FORGIVE ME FOR DISRESPECTING THE HONORABLE COURT.PERMIT ME TO LEAVE."He bowed down once and left the court.He never wanted to dishonor his king but he had to."I WILL RETURN DEAR KING,DONT WORRY."He thought.
King Brabatus and the young prince looked at each other.Brabatus knew the opression he had to face whenever his kngdon faced the humans.They were weak.They were defenseless.They did nothing but grunted all along their lives,the sound that humans never liked.His ancestors were way bigger and better.Today's swinedom was no match for the warriors that were his ancestors.Everyone feared those big horns and even the grunts.And their lives turned upside down,the moment human race evolved.He felt broken.He felt as if he has been torn to pieces.The past and the present sprang up together.
"KINDLY LEAVE DEAR NOBLE COURTIERS.I NEED A LIITLE TIME.VISAYAN WARTY HAS WOUNDED MY HEART."
Next day,the court assembled again.Barbatus bore a deserted look on his face.He sat down on his royal chair and began,"I DONT KNOW FROM WHERE TO START.HE WASNT WRONG.WE ARE WEAK.WE NEVER RETALIATED FOR ONCE.HUMANS HAVE PLAYED WITH US AS IF WE ARE TOYS,I HAVE NO ANSWER."He lowered hi head.It was embarassing.
"I HAVE".
Everyone was startled.
"YES.I HAVE AN ANSWER."
Barbatus narrowed his eyes."Who spoke this"He thought.
The whole court was looking at a young man who recently joined as a door gaurd."WHEN BIRDS CAN DO IT.WHY CANT WE?"
Barbatus didnt ask the question but his eyes did.The young man said, " My name is SCROFA.I am your newly appointed Door Gaurd.PLease Excuse me for being disrespectful. I never had an education as i belong to a poor family.But I do carry common sense."
Scrofa sttod proud.There was no fear in his eyes. He began," When Little Birds could take revenge....Why cant we???I dont care if you all deliberately succumb to human needs.I wont."
The king didnt interfered between Scrofa's speech.Scrofa was glowing while speaking.
Scofa continued," They wont touch us.If if they kill us, they wont eat us."
The prince, aggressive as usual, stood up and screamed,"CAN YOU STOP YOUR PROUDY GRUNTS AND COME TO THE POINT??...OR YOU WANT ME TO COME DOWN??"
"PATIENCE my Prince"said Scrofa,"WELL.THE SITUATION IS A LIITLE EASIER THAN YOU MADE IT.REMEMBER WHAT THE BIRDS DID.THEY KILLED HUMANS OR MADE THEIR LIFE HEL.LET THEM EAT US.THEY WILL SUFFER.DID YOU GET ME?"
"Ummm....a liitle....do you mean???.....yeah yeah!!!........ DAD........Get ready....ITS BATTLE TIME."The prince reacted as if he had found the secret behind beginning of life on earth.
"YES SON....ITS TIME....HIS POINT IS CLEAR."
All the greatest SWINETISTS of SWINEDOM were called for."I dont want chemicals to be involved but a dreaded weapon that could bring them on theor feet.DESTROY THEM NATURALLY.LET THEM FIND NO CURE FOR OUR WEAPON.THE MORE THEY EAT US THE MORE WE WILL EAT THEM.HA HA HA".The king cleared the air,"I WANT TO KILL THEM SILENTLY."
The SWINETISTS researched and toiled for days.The best weapon was selected.....an organism that cudnt be seen or touched."THIS WOULD DO IT"exclaimed the SWINETISTS ,"LETS PLAY!!."
THe whole SWINEDOM sprang to excitement.It was their secret weapon.They knew BRAINY WONDERS i.e. THE HUMANS would one day get to the root,but till then, SWINEDOM will shake the HUMAN KIND.
Everywhere,drums were being beaten.The arrogant grunts could be heard for miles.Yet the HUMAN KIND couldnt hear the chants of "WE SHALL OVERCOME".
It was done........the destruction was on its way because.............
the PLAN was ready.....SWINE FLU.....REVENGE OF THE PIGS.......
Earlier,when the court was summoned,the top minister of King Barbatus,Lord Visayan Warty,rose up in disgust."WHY WITH US?WHY ONLY US.IS IT OUR FAULT WE WERE BORN LIKE THIS?"
"WHAT HAPPENED OH NOBLE Lord?"asked King Barbatus.
"WHY ARE WE MOCKED THIS WAY?JUST BECAUSE WE WERE BORN LIKE THIS?"asked the eloquent minister.
"NOBLE Visayan Warty.This doesnt suits your class.Kindly tell us why are u so angry? asked PRINCE Ahoenobarbus.
The minister,tensed as well as irritated with his thoughts began.....
"Noble King,Prince nd my fellow courtiers.I dont mean to break your hearts by the words i m going to speak today.But we have to accept the fact that we are.....we are COWARDS."
"WHAT?" the KING couldnt believe a person of his own clan said these words to his own fellowmen and most importantly to him too."WHAT MAKES U SAY THAT?ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND NOBLE SIR.YOU SHOULDNT FORGET WHAT STANDING AND STATUS YOU HAVE>."
"NO beloved King.I havent forgotten anything but it seems u have"
"ENOUGH" said the young prince as he rose from his throne."ARE U GOING TO BE FRANK OR SHOULD I FORGET I WAS BROUGHT UP UNDER YOUR EYES.KINDLY DONT MAKE ME DIS RESPECT YOU NOBLE HEART".
"I UNDERSTAND PRINCE Ahoenobarbus buT WE ALL NEED TO UNDERTAND A FEW THINGS WE NEVER THOUGHT UPON".said minister Visayan Warty.
The king,fuming as well as confused,retorted,"NEVER BEFORE U HAVE ACTED LIKE THIS NOBLEMAN.I AM NOT AT ALL AMUSED WITH THIS BEHAVIOUR OF URS.U ARE MISLEADING ME.U AREMISLEADING UR OWN FELLOWMEN AND BY CALLING US AS "COWARD" UR DEGRADING UR OWN STATUS AT THIS COURT.THEREBY ALLOWING URSELF TO BE MOCKED UPON.I INSIST U TO EITHER LEAVE THE COURT OR EXPLAIN THE REASON OF UR REFERENCE TO US AS "COWARDS".OTHERWISE.....".The king took his breath nd began further"OTHERWISE U MAY LOOSE UR POSITION IN THE COURT AND IMPRISONED FOR YOUR MISBEHAVIOUR".
"I DULY UNDERSTAND,THEREFORE,WITHOUT CAUSING ANY FURTHER MISCONCEPTIONS....HERE I BEGIN".
Minister Visayan Warty was calm now,his facelines were less evident as they were protrudin a while ago when he was bustling with anger."MY CONCERN IS WHEN WILL WE BE REGARDED AS CREATURES.CENTURIES HAVE PASSED.BUT WE!!WE ARE STILL LOOKED DOWN,MOCKED UPON.WHEN WOULD WE BE CONSIDERED WITH RESPECT?"
"WHATS THE CAUSE OF THIS CONCERN NOBLE Visayan Warty?"asked the King,now calm too.
Pat came the reply "HUMANS".
"HUMANS??????WHAT???"
"YES.HUMANS"
Silence pursued.Everybody went blank.The whole SWINEDOM seemed to have gone dead.
"I KNOW.I KNOW.IT IS ASTOUNDING TO HEAR THIS.YET ITS TRUE.HUMANS HAVE CONSIDERED US AS FOOLISH CREATURES WHO MOVE ABOUT DRAINS SEARCHING FOR THEIR SHIT TO EAT.THEY ABUSE EACH OTHER USING OUR NAMES.WE ARE BEHEADED,GRATED,SERVED AND EATEN AS PORK".He paused and began again."DEAR COUNTRYMEN....YOU MAY FAIL TO REALIZE THAT WE HAVE BEEN DISREGARDED BY THE LIVING SOCIETY.WE ARE CONSIDERED UGLY AND UNTOLERABLE.OUR PLEASURES LIE AMONG THE SLUSH BUT HUMANS MAKE FUN OF US.I AAAAM FEDDDD UPPP"
The KING shook his head.He was amazed to hear these words from VISAYAN WARTY who was generally quiet and spoke only when it was necessary>VISAYAN WARTY looked frustrated.The whole court found it hard either to believe their eyes or believe their ears or both.
The nobleman knew this.He said,"WE ARE HONORED TO HAVE YOU AS OUR KING, KING BARBATUS.I AM LEAVING THE COURT WITH UNSPOKEN WORDS.I HOPE MY OUTBURST WOULD KEEP RINGING IN YOUR EARS.FORGIVE ME FOR DISRESPECTING THE HONORABLE COURT.PERMIT ME TO LEAVE."He bowed down once and left the court.He never wanted to dishonor his king but he had to."I WILL RETURN DEAR KING,DONT WORRY."He thought.
King Brabatus and the young prince looked at each other.Brabatus knew the opression he had to face whenever his kngdon faced the humans.They were weak.They were defenseless.They did nothing but grunted all along their lives,the sound that humans never liked.His ancestors were way bigger and better.Today's swinedom was no match for the warriors that were his ancestors.Everyone feared those big horns and even the grunts.And their lives turned upside down,the moment human race evolved.He felt broken.He felt as if he has been torn to pieces.The past and the present sprang up together.
"KINDLY LEAVE DEAR NOBLE COURTIERS.I NEED A LIITLE TIME.VISAYAN WARTY HAS WOUNDED MY HEART."
Next day,the court assembled again.Barbatus bore a deserted look on his face.He sat down on his royal chair and began,"I DONT KNOW FROM WHERE TO START.HE WASNT WRONG.WE ARE WEAK.WE NEVER RETALIATED FOR ONCE.HUMANS HAVE PLAYED WITH US AS IF WE ARE TOYS,I HAVE NO ANSWER."He lowered hi head.It was embarassing.
"I HAVE".
Everyone was startled.
"YES.I HAVE AN ANSWER."
Barbatus narrowed his eyes."Who spoke this"He thought.
The whole court was looking at a young man who recently joined as a door gaurd."WHEN BIRDS CAN DO IT.WHY CANT WE?"
Barbatus didnt ask the question but his eyes did.The young man said, " My name is SCROFA.I am your newly appointed Door Gaurd.PLease Excuse me for being disrespectful. I never had an education as i belong to a poor family.But I do carry common sense."
Scrofa sttod proud.There was no fear in his eyes. He began," When Little Birds could take revenge....Why cant we???I dont care if you all deliberately succumb to human needs.I wont."
The king didnt interfered between Scrofa's speech.Scrofa was glowing while speaking.
Scofa continued," They wont touch us.If if they kill us, they wont eat us."
The prince, aggressive as usual, stood up and screamed,"CAN YOU STOP YOUR PROUDY GRUNTS AND COME TO THE POINT??...OR YOU WANT ME TO COME DOWN??"
"PATIENCE my Prince"said Scrofa,"WELL.THE SITUATION IS A LIITLE EASIER THAN YOU MADE IT.REMEMBER WHAT THE BIRDS DID.THEY KILLED HUMANS OR MADE THEIR LIFE HEL.LET THEM EAT US.THEY WILL SUFFER.DID YOU GET ME?"
"Ummm....a liitle....do you mean???.....yeah yeah!!!........ DAD........Get ready....ITS BATTLE TIME."The prince reacted as if he had found the secret behind beginning of life on earth.
"YES SON....ITS TIME....HIS POINT IS CLEAR."
All the greatest SWINETISTS of SWINEDOM were called for."I dont want chemicals to be involved but a dreaded weapon that could bring them on theor feet.DESTROY THEM NATURALLY.LET THEM FIND NO CURE FOR OUR WEAPON.THE MORE THEY EAT US THE MORE WE WILL EAT THEM.HA HA HA".The king cleared the air,"I WANT TO KILL THEM SILENTLY."
The SWINETISTS researched and toiled for days.The best weapon was selected.....an organism that cudnt be seen or touched."THIS WOULD DO IT"exclaimed the SWINETISTS ,"LETS PLAY!!."
THe whole SWINEDOM sprang to excitement.It was their secret weapon.They knew BRAINY WONDERS i.e. THE HUMANS would one day get to the root,but till then, SWINEDOM will shake the HUMAN KIND.
Everywhere,drums were being beaten.The arrogant grunts could be heard for miles.Yet the HUMAN KIND couldnt hear the chants of "WE SHALL OVERCOME".
It was done........the destruction was on its way because.............
the PLAN was ready.....SWINE FLU.....REVENGE OF THE PIGS.......
Comments
Post a Comment