Budget???..........Where is it???

A few good things in the beginning...Fares are not up...Women special trains...Free Aloo Poori at the stations..docs in trains....thats it!!
Man!
This is such a drag...was this RAIL budget or what...blasphemy.
What is actually Miss Banerjee trying to prove.The excuse that came out was that she was short of time...she has been just "Sworned In"...so she lacked time...cudnt update what actaully shuold have been there...nd so nd so.
I am not sure running NON STOP Trains....Durondo or Turanto or "रुकावट के लिए खेद है"train or whateva...is a good idea on already conjested tracks..most of the times trains stop to make way for the other one...i dont know if she is trying to convey these trains will run faster than Rajdhani N Shatabdi nd consume less time....but whats conveyed here is a thing every common man understands....these trains are possibly not possible...even if they are....U have a difficult task is hand Miss RM...i hope u perfectly understand ur words.
There is a huge risk of them WHAMMING the other ones...nd its not a good idea running them during summer times...plus no one knows once the water tanks will dry up...nobody will dare go toilets...because the train wont stop to refill!!
What about Mumbai trains...how many will go on dying this way...is there any one whoz gonna do smthing about it..so many RMs...so many Vows...still its the same system everyday.....Balance Ur Life on a space less than ur own single foot.
Just like evrytime...there was a mention of Catering Services,Security nd Sanitation....but as i said....Just a MENTION.
Our trains serve brilliant food...isnt it??....i remember when i ate that Chicken Biryani during my trip to Goa...Biryani was....Ok i have no words...nd chicken??...it seemed to me as a swine's meat..it sickens me thinking about that so gotta stop here.
My point is actually why is it that Caterers hold a grudge against the travellers...when we are paying for it...why is it that we dont get a good food....not only Chicken Biryani...its the same with almost every item on the Railway's Menu.
And donno till when we ll see Shit lying here n there on the tracks....nd we expect cleanliness....yeah sure why not...
Till Proper toilets are not installed...the tracks wud never come clean...nd the trouble is every RM says the matter would be thought upon...they do think about it....nd thats all they do.
And mind you...Sceurity concerns are real concerns....dont expect the message "HAVE A HAPPY NAD SAFE JOURNEY"(railway announcers say it before a train leaves...."आपकी यात्रा शुभ और मंगलमयी हो")to be so true....any body can draw an inference by this announcement...THEY ARE NOT SURE U LL MAKE IT THRU!!.....Aha.
WAIT...i forgot...DOUBLE DECKER TRAINS!!!...is it possible...what are u going to do to ply 'em MAM....increase height of tunnels??..or Poles???....or push the tracks further down into the earth???
I am not against this budget...because i dont think its a budget at all....
The lines for tickets will be the same coz either counters are closed,PCs are not working or the Ticket Issuer wudnt be there......no matter if u increase the no. of counters MAM.
What do we do with malls at stations when stations are lacking even the basic amenities...toilets stink....water is undrinkable...some station dont have even a roof...benches arent enough...nd we are thinking of complexes nd malls...WOW!
What this budget(so called) is...
1.Its a little bit of grudge that Miss RM carried against BIHAR...nd KARNATAKA nd some others states havent been mentioned either...a bit of regionlism at display coz she has proposed a lot for KOLKATA.
2.It was a liitle bit of HUSH UP HURRY UP by Miss RM....a kind of formality.(lets c wht u propose next year...u have time now)
3.It was a liitle bit of Show Off to left parties....."who is the boss now"
4.It was a liitle bit of joke that Miss RM made...a little bit of SHER-O-SHAYARI too.
5.And all these little bits were fused together to proudly present THE RAIL BUDGET 2009....!
What a Toast!!

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  1. y do u need to always criticise evrythg?? u ARE supposed to mentions the GOODs with due respect!!

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