My New Testimonial
Hmmm.....This is a new testimonial for me...courtesy my student MOHIT...a serious topic delibertaely converted to a full time comedy.
ACtually his mother has been complaining that his english hasnt been upto the mark....he writes wrong tenses....his "GO" "WENT" nd "GONE" are always misplaced...whatever he writes is utterly absurd....and his imagination doesnt goes beyond VIDEO GAMES.
He is in class 7th right now....so i think he needs much more writng practise or else he will get less marks...plus if his english doesnt improves.....it would be quite hard for him in higher classes..as he is already too shy to speak english itself.
So i have been giving him daily writing practise....everyday i make him write something new...letters,diary entries,essays nd stuff like that....nd today i gave him a topic "WHAT PROBLEMS DO YOU THINK INDIA FACES and WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM THE NEW GOVERNMENT TO DO"...and i think he knows only one problem that exists in INDIA.....his TUTION TEACHER.....thats ME.
He did asked me not to give him writing practise today...he said he was not in a mood....but he knew how dangerous i become when i get angry...so hesitantly and unwillingly he began to write.
WOW....he gave such a nice introduction to his essay......initially i thought finally he has started thinking...he began to write about...recent election CONGRESS's WIN...nd things like that....i was surprised he remembers the DATE when election results were declared...16 MAY....but it was just a trailer.......the movie was yet to come......पिक्चर अभी बाकी है मेरे दोस्त.
And from somewhere he brought me into the limelight....according to him the biggest problem india faces is ME....because i dont follow rules...and he wants police to beat me...."लिटा लिटा के"(thats what he said verbally)....hehehe
So he wrote all this stuff (pic above) and i everyone at home has been laughing their hearts out...me too....enjoy whoever reads it....
AND if u cant....here are the lines...
"I WANT THAT EVERY RULE IS FOLLOWED BY EVRY PEOPLE LIVING IN THIS COUNTRY SPECIALLY LIKE HERO HONDA SPLENDER + number HR 51 N 7624 name VIKAS have SPECS.RULES ARE POLICE BEAT HIM FOR REGULAR 4 DAYS WITHOUT FOOD AND WATER.THE CRIME WAS THAT HE WAS ROAMING WITH A GIRL WITHOUT WEARING AN HELMAT.POLICE BEAT HIM VERY MUCH WITH ROD.I ALSO EXPECT FROM THE GOVERNMENT THAT THEY WOULD MAKE RULE FOR HR51 N 7624 name VIKAS"..
Guys excuse him for his spelling mistakes and grammatical errors....actually they are dramatically correct if not grammatically.....lolz
And i have been constantly laughing throughout the day.....while writing this blog....i still am.
So heres my new testimonial.......an essay to be remembered.....these children sure know whoz the biggest problem for india.....the owner of this blog.
ENJOY......its HUMOUR at its BEST..ok ok near to it..
And dont forget to zoom this pic (above)
And yeah...finally after a decade old debate we have got an AC installed at home today....RELIEF....ufff!
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yea.. special rules for you.. HR51 N 7624!
ReplyDeleteeven a 7th grade chap needs to remind you about following rules... OK!!