Hunger Strike


Now guys...whoever looks at this pic...should know what this is...its a plate of CHOLE BHATURE..our very favorite punjabi dish that makes our mouths full of the same saliva that we keep on spitting all the time and keep our roads shiny clean(irony here)
So heres my story...yesterday...it was saoring above 35 degrees and I...the wanderer...a sadhu in disguise...with my shirt out of my jeans,agonized legs,sere lips...was actaully raoming around delhi sipping water into a very dry throat of mine...came across ISBT's food.
ISBT??....its MAHARANA PRATAP INTER STATE BUS TERMINAL,KASHMERE GATE,NEW DELHI.
I had some work to do so had to cross this terminal..and for the first time i decided to have food here....I always keep chips(LAY'S CREAM n ONION) and DEW/PEPSI for company but i thought of trying something else...so didnt buy this but sat here in ISBT to have food....I REPENT IT!!
I got this....4 bhature,chole nd boondi ka rayta...nd i was hopeful that i would need nothing for at least 2-3 hours after eating this....I WAS AWEFULLY MISTAKEN.
DAMn this food...bhature were ok...choley were less of chhole and more of curry(bakwass)...nd RAAYTA....YUCK YUCK YUCK....it was water...white water...nd that BOONDI in it felt like sponge...it was tasteless....(i actually pressed it within fingers)
I took only one spoon of raayta and it tasted so vulgar that i couldnt even look at it...one more sip and i would have vomitted over the man sitting next to me.(I still feel like)
It was horrible...paying 25Rs and getting food that can make your stomach run for days...and that too when the summer heat was killing you every second...OUCH!
PLZ PLZ dont eat at ISBT...try ROTI or some other stuff(try it only)...but never eat at CHOLEY BHATOORE here....they are crap....either u ll increase your attendence to the toilet or polish roads with ur vomit.
I myself ate 3 nd a half....or say i gulped 'em down somehow...bcoz my trip was long and the place i was going wasnt known to me...so had to keep my tummy stuffed...otherwise....it was....AAAHHHH!!
Get ur food from home dear ISBT visitors...or dont blame me then!
And yeah...later in the day...when i had to be back home...i went to OKHLA railway station...nd found RAJDHANI EXPRESS standing in between the platform nd me...it was long so my legs were crying...so had no option but to cross it from beneath.
So I risked it...just for the sake of excitement.just couldnt control myslef..i went below the stationary train that could have moved any second and taken my head off(Sorry MOM)..nd that too INDIA'S FASTEST train...nd stayed beneath for 2-3 mins nd took these photographs...and since i found no one to take my pics...i took them myself...
And believe me....it was cool below the train...ur vision goes straight through the track on which u are resting and u see wheels and wheels till the end...both sides.
And try feeling the iron...its solid...real solid...i looked up and saw for the first time what a coach is like from below...its a creepy feeling if u are scared that the train might move any time.PLZ DONT TRY THIS ANYONE...world needs u.
SO a few pics...titled "INSIDE...Oops....BENEATH THE RAJDHANI"


1.SHOW DOWN


















2.MERCILESS WHEELS



















3.CYLINDER OR COMPRESSOR or "WHATEVA"(hey Neeraj u know it???...plz tell me bhai)



















4.The Weight Bearers


















5.Foundation

















6.Thats the crazy boy who just refuses to listen














SO whatever came out in the end was satifying...the food spoilt my hunger but this risky event brought relief and left me in comfort...trains have been my childhood fascination...so dedicated to my childhood and my fascination.

OOPS! how could i forget....this pic an unknown but a sweet guy took for me just after i reached the platform....its the same train beneath which i was sitting nd clickin these pix few secs back....THANX BRO...i ll always keep u in mind...
















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Comments

  1. Vikas u r totally NUTS..............hw cud u do that???

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  2. first part was DISGUSTING!!!

    otherwise i guess.. lyf's good!! i wish u wud clicked a better pic of yours.. alas!!

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  3. for the food part..sure bro will remember your advice to take the home packed food visiting ISBT ...for the second part...did you seriously went down that train..still cant believe it that is awesome and idiotic too

    PS: how would i know whether that's a cylinder or a compressor I am a farzee Electronics engineer :P

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  4. hi
    that is pressure releasing cylinder

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